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Honda civic owners be like

Honda civic owners be like

Longhag

The good old Honda Imprezza WRX...


Sooryan_86

Vtec kicked in yo! ((Head gaskets breaks))


I_promise_you_gold

SHUT UP!! *slams laptop shut*


Ol_Dirty_Batard

Danger to manifold!! *Floorpan Falls out*


Solidus82

>*Floorpan Falls out* 20 years later and that shit still makes me laugh


KingBearSole

What’s that from?


Solidus82

The [original Fast and Furious](https://youtu.be/0IXg-9tKZek). Clip is NSFW


DemonGod-zoro

Thanks pal for reminding this scene ;)


VanillaSea858

> In my neighborhood theres this guy who always drives his Straight piped(probably turboed) Miata down my road everyday, His wheels are cambered completely and it doesnt look cool at all. That shit pisses me off so much, and the fact a JDM ricer did that to a Beautiful miata is even more annoying. One day when I can afford a Project car ill shut his ass up


p00nslyr_86

Imo camber only looks cool on a hatchback.


Rc202402

*Toretto takes lead*


0oodruidoo0

It doesn't matter whether it's by an inch, or by a mile. Winning's winning.


p00nslyr_86

Family is family.


ImpressiveTrick8544

He’s going the distance


Vashi_Spachek

He's going for speed.


UTAMav2005

Because; family.


GrammatonYHWH

*Trash talking someone for downshifting in a drag race where he was only upshifting*


cuckledoodledo

Because family


FUCKTHRUSTER5000

*car explodes into a million pieces* "FRIED PISTON RINGS"


Rebi103

Long story short, the floor of the eclipse is made out of one big Floorpan. So that couldn't happen


white_android

*no longer secretly but suddenly misses a 01 accord that was stock af*


QueeferReaper

I’ll never get rid of my factory 02 accord


Brilliant_Surprise54

Wow the most perfect comment even devised. Good for You sir.


Qzkon

Dude I see you everywhere car related


Sooryan_86

F U J I W A R A Z O N E That's why


Opening-Swimmer-8245

You know it’s a wrx on the picture


Sooryan_86

That's why I said Head gasket breaks


illestprodigy

When non car people make memes... Theres literally a bunch of fart can memes with civics and they chose a GC8.


SonicSlothz

We did it Reddit! We found the guy!


THE_DROG

because no one gives af


Rc202402

I can hear *Spitfire* in the background


Eyepawnyew

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one 😂


SSJZoli

Don’t forget the altezza tail lights


MasalaSteakGatsby

You mean is200 clusters 🙃


Lorfall

Reminds me of the dirty old dodge Honda too.


Av3ngedAngel

It's almost as good as a TRD laser


libe23

Do u mean Subaru?


NickpaskGR

r/yeahthatsthejoke


Little-Explorer-1880

Imagine looking at a modded Honda and thinking “damn I need me one of those”


Emrico1

Subaru VTEC baby yeah


Glass_Mansion

someone needs to disrupt the neighborhood!


HoneyDippinDan

To be fair, the joke makes more sense with a Honda. Hondas with huge fart cannons are always obnoxiously loud and whiny. Imprezas make a satisfying burble.


quarterpounder420

Most reliable car yet so extremely rare.


Bleached_eyeho1e

So that's what the inside of my neighbor's garage looks like?


AuKF

Hah *"neighbor's garage"*


TheFuture123_2

Here in my garage


AnxiousAzn

just bought this new lamborghini here


TheFuture123_2

Got a new Bugatti. “Imma paint it purple” -Stradman


PottyInMouth

Reference?


TheFuture123_2

It’s Tai Lopez


Stardrop177

Every. Single. Night. There is a person who just feels the need too rev their engine *at 11’o’clock at night*


stomy1112

Why does this person exist. What good comes from this evil? For a long time I have pondered many of life's questions and for what? To be stumped by some jackass at 11pm? I cant keep this to myself any longer. Why in God's name would someone feel the need to rev their shit in a gated apartment complex, with many speed bumps I might add, at 11p fucking m? I don't know, I wont know, and I guess I can never know.


Product_Afraid

Very simple ; they're stupid and think it's cool. They think that everyone would think that "wow, such a cool car, what a cool dude" Literally. I know one who is like that. Let's just say, he's not the brightest.


musthavesoundeffects

Probably just some low key malice with fantasies of being able to act tough if confronted.


johnny-gotti

didn’t have to call me out like that bro


no-steppe

That may be what they *think* other people are thinking. But to the contrary, a lot of us are thinking: "he's definitely overcompensating for something."


banana_liver

I think most of us don't give a shit about their dick size and just think "wow, what an asshole".


Phaninator

Yeah, that’s what he said. Admit it, you secretly think they’re awesome, don’t you 😄


manza5012

Sometimes they just like their car or motorcycle being loud and revving. I do as well but I am considerate to those who are asleep at night.


Snoo-98162

No. Most of the time (Notice the most) car guys just like the sound of their car. I think they should be able to enjoy their passion, HOWEVER if you "enjoy your passion" 15 meters from someone's house, then this is scummy. Go drive down a highway.


Ikhlas37

Everyone is getting out of bed to look at me driving past. I'm so cool. They all love me.


SoGruntled

It's to pay back the ass who leaves for work at 5:15am. Daily routine Start Harley at 5:05am, then go back inside for a cup of coffee while his noisy ass bike warms up. 5:13am come out and give it a few unnecessary revs, then turn on radio and rev at least two more times before pulling away.


Ok_Professional8248

This proves we are in a simulation unless we were neighbours of that asshole at some point.


Nickonator22

The majority of Harley owners are assholes so its not all that rare to encounter that situation.


Sietemadrid

You have to let the bike warm up for a few minutes after it's been off all night in the cold. The revs make sure the bike is ready and isn't going to stall on you when you take off. The radio is just an asshole move.


Fiallach

There has to exist a better technology that doesn't inconvenience the whole neighborood every time they start their bike, no?


Sietemadrid

Electric bikes are getting more popular fortunately but I can't see the big tough macho Harley guys giving up their bikes any time soon


SWB1704

Yeah, the better technology is riding literally anything but a Harley. My Yamaha starts quietly, I take off for work, and it's warm by the time I leave the neighborhood. And there's Bluetooth for helmets so that you don't have to blare a radio.


Fiallach

That's what I suspected but I didn't know enough about bikes to tell. They are just annoying to everyone just because they like their outdated technology.


Fusseldieb

I literally did that because there were like fucking 3 speed bumps in a row, so i just rev'd through them... Those things shall not exist It was just me taking out the rage, basically


Killshotgn

I mean 11pm really isn't particularly late for a lot of people.


DonKeedic05

Virtually every town and city that has a noise ordinance in place, enforced by local law enforcement, disagrees with you, but ok.


Intelligent-Wall7272

Same. I feel you buddy


RoostersNephew

I HATE THAT GUY!


eiwoei

When you have NEED FOR SPEED, every time is go time.


ghostphantom

The one in my neighborhood does three laps a day early in the morning, just after lunch, and around 11-12 at night. Dude must be doing 40 on a street kids are sometimes playing on. He's gonna be on the news one of these nights.


Av3ngedAngel

Yeah ever since lockdown started, 5:30am every fucking morning I'm woken up by some dickhead roaring up and down my street.


savarino1

Somebody does it at like 1am three nights a week, I hate it


Long_vn

everyone in my neighborhood own a honda. car was too expensive because of tax and stuff.


Wyntersett

Maybe they're Rev match downshifting a manual..


gagrushenka

My next door neighbour at 5.30am every morning after letting it idle for 10 minutes. It's bad in the evenings too. I hope they run over a nail.


nightmareinsouffle

In a place I lived in a few years ago,the same asshole would park his car and sit in it for twenty minutes revving his engine. This would happen anywhere from 11 a.m.-1 a.m.


Glitchface

Me leaving for work late 😘


TracyV300T

That one Subaru owner


MysterClark

Those silly Honda Civic owners driving around their Imprezas.


findin_fun_4_us

You guys beats me to it :)


RafikNinja

This


1-AbsoluteNonsense

r/beatmeattoit


baja_gandalf

This is basically me. I just have a legacy instead :)


taebsiatad

I know my Subie is too loud but a new catback is $1100 and has been out of stock for several months. At least it drowns out some of the depression?


FauxxHawwk

Brappers usually drill a few holes in their exhaust pipes just to get that "cool" brap sound. Truly annoying


Peeman97

That one car owner


jcarenza67

I'm a 2 car owner, so I'm in the clear


leercore

It is way more of a Subaru owner thing though, they gotta flex that annoying boxer sound at every opportunity.


Rockylol_

When the v-tec kicks in


ColdSpaghetti2814

Fast and Furious 20. The Fate of the Fastest of the Furious


Stroopwafelandcoffee

Furiously Fast Family Fate


xavPa

Nobody: Every meme made in the last few years for some reason: Nobody:


PorterPoignant

r/uselessnobody


AyvenRedwing

I've never understood how this format is supposed to make anything funnier...


sryyourpartyssolame

No one: The people who use this meme format: omg you guys I am soooooooo random and quirky


DrewSmoothington

It doesn't.


quiet_not_shy

I’ve been waiting two years for “nobody:” to die out. I fear it may be permanent at this point


halfxvxfull

I've gotten into the habit of cropping the picture and then posting it in the comment sections where possible


companysOkay

Nobody: u/xavPa : > Nobody: Every meme made in the last few years for some reason: Nobody:


pewdiecake420

It has to be a 2006 or a 2008


Hamelinz

That is a Subaru WRX STi from 1998 (gold wheels give away that its an STi). I own a 2006 WRX "hawkeye" myself and the tail lights are much larger, its the same with the "blobeye" model before that. After a quick search I'd say I'm fairly sure of my case.


pewdiecake420

Yeah Ik but the guys who make noises have 2006 civics


Hamelinz

True that, the exhaust is usually the most expensive part to be found on those cars. Or they spend a few k's on the rims.


Reana_42

Do more Ketamine I must. Drown out the sounds of failure with my 2001 Honda Civic I shall.


artmobboss

They make a lot of noise just to get to 45.


Covid_twenty

With the music so loud you hear the words


drunk98

And its always Josh Groban!


jah0999

In my neighborhood theres this guy who always drives his Straight piped(probably turboed) Miata down my road everyday, His wheels are cambered completely and it doesnt look cool at all. That shit pisses me off so much, and the fact a JDM ricer did that to a Beautiful miata is even more annoying. One day when I can afford a Project car ill shut his ass up


jah0999

I should also mention every time he passes he downshifts right in front of my building then lets it pop all the way down the road. EVERY SINGLE TIME! Its like the guys never heard of a backroad


Nasty2017

Back in the day (I'm old) we had a term called the "Honda Fly By". It's when you race a Honda, usually a Civic with exhaust. You CLEARLY beat them, get way ahead of them and slow down....then they keep going past you, beeping their horn like they won.


onlyupliftingcomment

When they think they’re a racer but they’re just a ricer…


white_android

Type R badge looking a little fake.


LetMeGuessYourAlts

The race wasn't done. Most of their power band is in the 8th gear.


jcarenza67

Its not who is the fastest, it's who can stay at 150mph the longest. Like playing a game of chicken


Kharilan

Assuming their little lawnmower can get to 150


FK7_

I always called it the Ricer Fly By. But I drove a civic and an accord growing up so I was most likely the ricer lol


andthatsalright

*throws on emergencies* Got em


FredererPower

Aw shit Ok I’ll stop


drewkawa

It’s a BMW in my neighborhood… sigh. Really dude?


dougggo

it aint an exhaust, its a tank silencer


Cypher1997

I live next to that Honda owner


theSHlT

My blind grandmother “another ghat dim motortycle”


grundle_pie

The whistles go whoooOOoooppp


chocobro82

It’s just for decoration man.


xavPa

Only in the mo’nin. They should be up cookin breakfast. It’s like an alarm clock. Woop WOOOOOP!


welcometocommunism

Ah yes the Subaru Civic


static_madman

Bruh that’s a Subaru 🥲


tacobooc0m

Got that tuba tip


fizzy_the_dragon

^(That would make it quieter)


LeonSKinnidy

I have three of these people. It makes me want to lay tacks on the road and watch them spin out.


DrasticGalaxy60

Can we still have public execution


I_GL4M_I

But its subaru...


Mipheztoe

20 miles an hour sounding like the world's loudest mosquito.


ki85squared

These cars, along with big boom fireworks, can fuck right off, please.


OtherwiseEstate7693

I feel this so much. Fireworks have been going off multiple times every night from 9pm-5am Every. Single. Night. For the past TWO. YEARS. Who tf even likes fireworks enough to do that?


angry_italian

My neighbors all drive civics (5 to be exact) with fart can exhaust, and light fireworks every night. The fact that this stereotype is so real makes me think we truly live in a simulation.


Logical-Savings

This is why why quiet has to be enforced. Quiet people are quiet 95% of the time and loud 1% of the time and you’re not sure if they’re dead 4% of the time. Loud people are loud 99% of the time and quiet 1% of the time. It only takes 1 loud person to ruin the quiet for everyone else, it’s harder for a quiet person to offend someone.


long-nose-pug

ah yes, the mean eye honda civic wrx si


salviboy970

Imagine working at the Honda dealership and hearing that all day everyday.


BenitaHughes84

Looks like I’m never going to be Canadian


Monir5265

Nah it’s always the accord in my area


RafiObi

Japierdole jaka zajebista fura kurwa


King__goose

NEEEEOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM


Skyshine00

That's the factory setup, isn't it ?


Lamehoodie

That one Honda owner: *crashes into random cars on the freeway*


wayward_shadow

Mutahar fans steaming rn


GiggityPuffin

I don't get it. I own a Honda, is there some thing I'm supposed to be doing to flex on my neighbors?


Konamasura

Didn’t know the Honda Civic Impreza WRX was a thing.


randomreddittag

Had a prick like that near my road. Expanding foam sorted that right out.


anime_memes_lol69

Nobody: Motorcycles:


bogwando

A lot of motorcycle owners use loud exhaust for safety reasons


aurelorba

No, they use safety reasons as an excuse.


ztoupin

IS THAT A SUPRA


birdietraininvain

I fucking hate these people sooooo much. I have a little PTSD and these things set it off every damn time. And plus, how selfish can one really be? At least when you do something stupid I can look away, but there is no escaping this shit. I want to lock them up in a room and play really loud music they hate for hours on end. Asking them, “You like that? No? What if I turn it up?”. Assholes.


thenachoninjareddit

Every. Freaking. NIGHT.


dascobaz

r/uselessnobody


Killigraphy

How to get keyed...twice.


cooldudeguy911

Or that fucker with the Cadillac CTS who revs at the light only to burn out and blast down the street for 3 blocks before he reaches where the cops usually sit. I want to slash his tires. These people have got me thinking about spike strip systems.


dynami999

My 2020 civic is quiet and fast


voucher420

My 06 Civic Si is loud and fast, but it is completely stock.


SWB1704

The 8th gen SI is just loud/different enough to tell it's different without being obnoxious from inside the house though. I could tell when my ex-wife was coming home, but I couldn't hear it from a half mile away like the straight piped D series ricers.


lilsweeney12

Sounding like a weed Wacker. Smh.


fgjjkkkkoooitrr

Yup ffs. At 5am


comicbooknick

That's a Subaru Impreza


Big-Champion-8388

Ahh my arch enemy. I started to believe that im cursed since no matten whits city u choose as escape of this mortal coil. Seriously i live as at he moment In new apartment and the rent wasnt too bad. Soon my dreams crumbled when nights turned because my neighbor is revving some poor mans pimp my ride car. This shit has been going for weeks now and he is the kind of motoror head. Same insident happened 2 times In different cities so i started to believe that someone is poisoning me. might have been substance abuse, sleep and food deprivation.. Not long after i was in some mental health facility or sort. They took care of me at the point i was ending it all. No civics case me panic attaks and dread. Funny how car model can case such curious situatin. Im not draving car now or ever. Lets make walking trending In order of destroying car industry and we are one step closer destroying car industry just by walking and acting smug over stragglers. #Walkerstompscivic #Walkerforenviroment


tyler_the_treeman

Hey from me and the rest of your neighbors, FUCK YOU you Fucking Ricer. Damn it felt good to get that out. I hate ricers


thetef

But they probs have nice medium-sized penises


StampyVelcer

The car is taking a shit


montana_raptor

*cough* *cough* link the exhaust kit *cough* *cough*


AshleyCooper123

*Tokyo Drift intensifies*


alphahitman_007

That one Royal Enfield owner at 2:00 A.M


joowro

Clowns


alec83

Car looks to be a subaru impreza, but, I get the idea.


gaerculom

Every car guy in a 10 mile radius: ackchyually.


ProperProgramming

Anyone, who knew anything, should know that this is NOT a honda


asphalt9doesntwork

THAT'S A FUCKING IMPREZA


Huntergirl727

There is a fucking scion in my neighborhood that does that.


AcademicSalad763

I feel like these jokes always look and sound better when you leave out the "nobody" part. "Nobody" ruins the jokes


Rum_Pirate_SC

GAH I LIVED IN AN AREA WHERE THIS WAS A NORMAL THING!! ALL THE RAGE!!!


Imagineboy_360

I'm wondering over here how does a 4 banger make so much noise.


TTVError404_YT

`r/angryupvote`


bokinki420_69

But it’s a scubaru.


jcarenza67

Das a subie


Guirrao

is that photoshop?


LazyStraightAKid

Not very Civic-minded eh?


SteveSmith2048

Big pipe you got there


Evening_Bake_7788

Lawnmower on steroids


1975Fanboy

I drive a 2016 Honda Civic and I have no idea how to do this