Honda civic owners be like
By - DrakoGaming__
The good old Honda Imprezza WRX...
Vtec kicked in yo! ((Head gaskets breaks))
*slams laptop shut*
Danger to manifold!!
*Floorpan Falls out*
>*Floorpan Falls out*
20 years later and that shit still makes me laugh
What’s that from?
The [original Fast and Furious](https://youtu.be/0IXg-9tKZek). Clip is NSFW
Thanks pal for reminding this scene ;)
> In my neighborhood theres this guy who always drives his Straight piped(probably turboed) Miata down my road everyday, His wheels are cambered completely and it doesnt look cool at all. That shit pisses me off so much, and the fact a JDM ricer did that to a Beautiful miata is even more annoying. One day when I can afford a Project car ill shut his ass up
Imo camber only looks cool on a hatchback.
*Toretto takes lead*
It doesn't matter whether it's by an inch, or by a mile. Winning's winning.
Family is family.
He’s going the distance
He's going for speed.
*Trash talking someone for downshifting in a drag race where he was only upshifting*
*car explodes into a million pieces*
"FRIED PISTON RINGS"
Long story short, the floor of the eclipse is made out of one big Floorpan. So that couldn't happen
*no longer secretly but suddenly misses a 01 accord that was stock af*
I’ll never get rid of my factory 02 accord
Wow the most perfect comment even devised. Good for
Dude I see you everywhere car related
F U J I W A R A Z O N E
You know it’s a wrx on the picture
That's why I said Head gasket breaks
When non car people make memes... Theres literally a bunch of fart can memes with civics and they chose a GC8.
We did it Reddit!
We found the guy!
because no one gives af
I can hear *Spitfire* in the background
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one 😂
Don’t forget the altezza tail lights
You mean is200 clusters 🙃
Reminds me of the dirty old dodge Honda too.
It's almost as good as a TRD laser
Do u mean Subaru?
Imagine looking at a modded Honda and thinking “damn I need me one of those”
Subaru VTEC baby yeah
someone needs to disrupt the neighborhood!
To be fair, the joke makes more sense with a Honda. Hondas with huge fart cannons are always obnoxiously loud and whiny. Imprezas make a satisfying burble.
Most reliable car yet so extremely rare.
So that's what the inside of my neighbor's garage looks like?
Hah *"neighbor's garage"*
Here in my garage
just bought this new lamborghini here
Got a new Bugatti.
“Imma paint it purple” -Stradman
It’s Tai Lopez
Every. Single. Night. There is a person who just feels the need too rev their engine *at 11’o’clock at night*
Why does this person exist. What good comes from this evil? For a long time I have pondered many of life's questions and for what? To be stumped by some jackass at 11pm? I cant keep this to myself any longer. Why in God's name would someone feel the need to rev their shit in a gated apartment complex, with many speed bumps I might add, at 11p fucking m? I don't know, I wont know, and I guess I can never know.
Very simple ; they're stupid and think it's cool. They think that everyone would think that "wow, such a cool car, what a cool dude"
Literally. I know one who is like that. Let's just say, he's not the brightest.
Probably just some low key malice with fantasies of being able to act tough if confronted.
didn’t have to call me out like that bro
That may be what they *think* other people are thinking.
But to the contrary, a lot of us are thinking: "he's definitely overcompensating for something."
I think most of us don't give a shit about their dick size and just think "wow, what an asshole".
Yeah, that’s what he said. Admit it, you secretly think they’re awesome, don’t you 😄
Sometimes they just like their car or motorcycle being loud and revving. I do as well but I am considerate to those who are asleep at night.
No. Most of the time (Notice the most) car guys just like the sound of their car. I think they should be able to enjoy their passion, HOWEVER if you "enjoy your passion" 15 meters from someone's house, then this is scummy. Go drive down a highway.
Everyone is getting out of bed to look at me driving past. I'm so cool. They all love me.
It's to pay back the ass who leaves for work at 5:15am.
Start Harley at 5:05am, then go back inside for a cup of coffee while his noisy ass bike warms up.
5:13am come out and give it a few unnecessary revs, then turn on radio and rev at least two more times before pulling away.
This proves we are in a simulation unless we were neighbours of that asshole at some point.
The majority of Harley owners are assholes so its not all that rare to encounter that situation.
You have to let the bike warm up for a few minutes after it's been off all night in the cold. The revs make sure the bike is ready and isn't going to stall on you when you take off. The radio is just an asshole move.
There has to exist a better technology that doesn't inconvenience
the whole neighborood every time they start their bike, no?
Electric bikes are getting more popular fortunately but I can't see the big tough macho Harley guys giving up their bikes any time soon
Yeah, the better technology is riding literally anything but a Harley. My Yamaha starts quietly, I take off for work, and it's warm by the time I leave the neighborhood. And there's Bluetooth for helmets so that you don't have to blare a radio.
That's what I suspected but I didn't know enough about bikes to tell.
They are just annoying to everyone just because they like their outdated technology.
I literally did that because there were like fucking 3 speed bumps in a row, so i just rev'd through them...
Those things shall not exist
It was just me taking out the rage, basically
I mean 11pm really isn't particularly late for a lot of people.
Virtually every town and city that has a noise ordinance in place, enforced by local law enforcement, disagrees with you, but ok.
Same. I feel you buddy
I HATE THAT GUY!
When you have NEED FOR SPEED, every time is go time.
The one in my neighborhood does three laps a day early in the morning, just after lunch, and around 11-12 at night. Dude must be doing 40 on a street kids are sometimes playing on. He's gonna be on the news one of these nights.
Yeah ever since lockdown started, 5:30am every fucking morning I'm woken up by some dickhead roaring up and down my street.
Somebody does it at like 1am three nights a week, I hate it
everyone in my neighborhood own a honda. car was too expensive because of tax and stuff.
Maybe they're Rev match downshifting a manual..
My next door neighbour at 5.30am every morning after letting it idle for 10 minutes. It's bad in the evenings too. I hope they run over a nail.
In a place I lived in a few years ago,the same asshole would park his car and sit in it for twenty minutes revving his engine. This would happen anywhere from 11 a.m.-1 a.m.
Me leaving for work late 😘
That one Subaru owner
Those silly Honda Civic owners driving around their Imprezas.
You guys beats me to it :)
This is basically me. I just have a legacy instead :)
I know my Subie is too loud but a new catback is $1100 and has been out of stock for several months. At least it drowns out some of the depression?
Brappers usually drill a few holes in their exhaust pipes just to get that "cool" brap sound. Truly annoying
That one car owner
I'm a 2 car owner, so I'm in the clear
It is way more of a Subaru owner thing though, they gotta flex that annoying boxer sound at every opportunity.
When the v-tec kicks in
Fast and Furious 20. The Fate of the Fastest of the Furious
Furiously Fast Family Fate
Every meme made in the last few years for some reason: Nobody:
I've never understood how this format is supposed to make anything funnier...
The people who use this meme format: omg you guys I am soooooooo random and quirky
I’ve been waiting two years for “nobody:” to die out. I fear it may be permanent at this point
I've gotten into the habit of cropping the picture and then posting it in the comment sections where possible
Every meme made in the last few years for some reason: Nobody:
It has to be a 2006 or a 2008
That is a Subaru WRX STi from 1998 (gold wheels give away that its an STi). I own a 2006 WRX "hawkeye" myself and the tail lights are much larger, its the same with the "blobeye" model before that. After a quick search I'd say I'm fairly sure of my case.
Yeah Ik but the guys who make noises have 2006 civics
True that, the exhaust is usually the most expensive part to be found on those cars. Or they spend a few k's on the rims.
Do more Ketamine I must. Drown out the sounds of failure with my 2001 Honda Civic I shall.
They make a lot of noise just to get to 45.
With the music so loud you hear the words
And its always Josh Groban!
In my neighborhood theres this guy who always drives his Straight piped(probably turboed) Miata down my road everyday, His wheels are cambered completely and it doesnt look cool at all. That shit pisses me off so much, and the fact a JDM ricer did that to a Beautiful miata is even more annoying. One day when I can afford a Project car ill shut his ass up
I should also mention every time he passes he downshifts right in front of my building then lets it pop all the way down the road. EVERY SINGLE TIME! Its like the guys never heard of a backroad
Back in the day (I'm old) we had a term called the "Honda Fly By". It's when you race a Honda, usually a Civic with exhaust. You CLEARLY beat them, get way ahead of them and slow down....then they keep going past you, beeping their horn like they won.
When they think they’re a racer but they’re just a ricer…
Type R badge looking a little fake.
The race wasn't done. Most of their power band is in the 8th gear.
Its not who is the fastest, it's who can stay at 150mph the longest. Like playing a game of chicken
Assuming their little lawnmower can get to 150
I always called it the Ricer Fly By. But I drove a civic and an accord growing up so I was most likely the ricer lol
*throws on emergencies*
Ok I’ll stop
It’s a BMW in my neighborhood… sigh. Really dude?
it aint an exhaust, its a tank silencer
I live next to that Honda owner
My blind grandmother “another ghat dim motortycle”
The whistles go whoooOOoooppp
It’s just for decoration man.
Only in the mo’nin. They should be up cookin breakfast. It’s like an alarm clock. Woop WOOOOOP!
Ah yes the Subaru Civic
Bruh that’s a Subaru 🥲
Got that tuba tip
^(That would make it quieter)
I have three of these people. It makes me want to lay tacks on the road and watch them spin out.
Can we still have public execution
But its subaru...
20 miles an hour sounding like the world's loudest mosquito.
These cars, along with big boom fireworks, can fuck right off, please.
I feel this so much. Fireworks have been going off multiple times every night from 9pm-5am Every. Single. Night. For the past TWO. YEARS. Who tf even likes fireworks enough to do that?
My neighbors all drive civics (5 to be exact) with fart can exhaust, and light fireworks every night. The fact that this stereotype is so real makes me think we truly live in a simulation.
This is why why quiet has to be enforced. Quiet people are quiet 95% of the time and loud 1% of the time and you’re not sure if they’re dead 4% of the time. Loud people are loud 99% of the time and quiet 1% of the time. It only takes 1 loud person to ruin the quiet for everyone else, it’s harder for a quiet person to offend someone.
ah yes, the mean eye honda civic wrx si
Imagine working at the Honda dealership and hearing that all day everyday.
Looks like I’m never going to be Canadian
Nah it’s always the accord in my area
Japierdole jaka zajebista fura kurwa
That's the factory setup, isn't it ?
That one Honda owner: *crashes into random cars on the freeway*
Mutahar fans steaming rn
I don't get it. I own a Honda, is there some thing I'm supposed to be doing to flex on my neighbors?
Didn’t know the Honda Civic Impreza WRX was a thing.
Had a prick like that near my road. Expanding foam sorted that right out.
A lot of motorcycle owners use loud exhaust for safety reasons
No, they use safety reasons as an excuse.
IS THAT A SUPRA
I fucking hate these people sooooo much. I have a little PTSD and these things set it off every damn time. And plus, how selfish can one really be? At least when you do something stupid I can look away, but there is no escaping this shit. I want to lock them up in a room and play really loud music they hate for hours on end. Asking them, “You like that? No? What if I turn it up?”. Assholes.
Every. Freaking. NIGHT.
How to get keyed...twice.
Or that fucker with the Cadillac CTS who revs at the light only to burn out and blast down the street for 3 blocks before he reaches where the cops usually sit. I want to slash his tires. These people have got me thinking about spike strip systems.
My 2020 civic is quiet and fast
My 06 Civic Si is loud and fast, but it is completely stock.
The 8th gen SI is just loud/different enough to tell it's different without being obnoxious from inside the house though.
I could tell when my ex-wife was coming home, but I couldn't hear it from a half mile away like the straight piped D series ricers.
Sounding like a weed Wacker. Smh.
Yup ffs. At 5am
That's a Subaru Impreza
Ahh my arch enemy. I started to believe that im cursed since no matten whits city u choose as escape of this mortal coil. Seriously i live as at he moment In new apartment and the rent wasnt too bad. Soon my dreams crumbled when nights turned because my neighbor is revving some poor mans pimp my ride car.
This shit has been going for weeks now and he is the kind of motoror head. Same insident happened 2 times In different cities so i started to believe that someone is poisoning me. might have been substance abuse, sleep and food deprivation.. Not long after i was in some mental health facility or sort. They took care of me at the point i was ending it all. No civics case me panic attaks and dread.
Funny how car model can case such curious situatin. Im not draving car now or ever. Lets make walking trending In order of destroying car industry and we are one step closer destroying car industry just by walking and acting smug over stragglers.
Hey from me and the rest of your neighbors, FUCK YOU you Fucking Ricer.
Damn it felt good to get that out. I hate ricers
But they probs have nice medium-sized penises
The car is taking a shit
*cough* *cough* link the exhaust kit *cough* *cough*
*Tokyo Drift intensifies*
That one Royal Enfield owner at 2:00 A.M
Car looks to be a subaru impreza, but, I get the idea.
Every car guy in a 10 mile radius: ackchyually.
Anyone, who knew anything, should know that this is NOT a honda
THAT'S A FUCKING IMPREZA
There is a fucking scion in my neighborhood that does that.
I feel like these jokes always look and sound better when you leave out the "nobody" part. "Nobody" ruins the jokes
GAH I LIVED IN AN AREA WHERE THIS WAS A NORMAL THING!! ALL THE RAGE!!!
I'm wondering over here how does a 4 banger make so much noise.
But it’s a scubaru.
Das a subie
is that photoshop?
Not very Civic-minded eh?
Big pipe you got there
Lawnmower on steroids
I drive a 2016 Honda Civic and I have no idea how to do this